Ahoy Mateys! Get ready for one of the most swashbuckling, slapstick adventures ye will ever see! In this particular production, two pirates confess to finding all the treasures in the world. Unfortunately, they didn’t use their money wisely, so they were forced to find “real jobs”. Captain Beard Black and Calico decide to become the world’s only pirate/magicians. The problem is they aren’t really cut out for magic either, hence the title – “Pirates Have Problems”. Will they find treasure? And if they do, will they share it with you?